Ezra Miller
Celebrities can get away with all sorts of fashion experiments that us ordinary people could never pull off, but that doesn’t mean they should! Take this Montclair and Pierpaolo Piccioli gown, for example. Ezra Miller wore this $3,500 monstrosity to the premiere of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald in 2018.

Frankly, we aren’t sure what this outfit is supposed to be. It looks like a puffer coat began to expand and expand, trying to eat poor Ezra whole. Ezra’s a very talented actor, but this fashion choice makes us think he’s slightly less talented in picking out clothes. Somebody call a stylist, please!