Calling Dads Everywhere
Why is it that dads always feel the need to tell everyone the time they get up in the morning when in reality, they never actually manage to get up at that time, ever? It’s almost as if it is built into their DNA. It is often hard to catch them out in the lie on any other day, but come Christmas lunch, they have no leg to stand on.

Because no matter what, after Christmas lunch, no dad is able to defend their “incredible” lifestyle when they can barely get off the couch because of how much they ate. We’re not sure why dads brag about what time they wake up because, to be honest, it won’t make us love them anymore or any less.