These Creepy Cakes Will Make Sure That No One Is Hungry For Dessert

I confess I wasn’t ready for poorly sculpted sugar frogs to be a motif in the creepy cake game. I honestly thought that we would be competing with the types of cakes that would win competitions. We need to find another way to improve the cake design in this country.

Well, if all else fails, I’ll just have to take a bit of advice from this cake, dream big and fart loud. Maybe if I’m loud enough, cake decorators will hear me and realize that the situation is desperate enough to warrant some government attention. Well, here goes nothing.