#17: Hotel California
This Reddit user gave sage advice that only music buffs will understand. They said absolutely, under no circumstances should you ask someone at a hotel to bring you your wine. They haven’t had that spirit since 1969, after all! If you’re totally lost, these are lyrics to the Eagles’ famous song “Hotel California.”

If you’re ever driving down a dark desert highway with cool wind in your hair, don’t check into the Hotel California. As hotel workers know all too well, you can check out any time you want but you can never leave. You can’t say we didn’t warn you.