People Share Their Epically Questionable Attempts at Making Christmas-Themed Dishes

We all have that one friend or family member who is annoyingly healthy all the time. They don’t even let loose during the holidays. While that’s no easy feat, it’s also secretly annoying. How dare they practice so much self-control in the face of such delicious, unhealthy goodies? Someone took their diet way too far when it came to their family’s tradition of baking cookies.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a precious Christmas cookie covered in broccoli. What a travesty. While we can appreciate the symmetry between broccoli looking like mini-trees and the cookie being shaped like a Christmas tree, there’s no way this tastes good. We dare whoever made this to eat it in one bite.