People Share Their Epically Questionable Attempts at Making Christmas-Themed Dishes

We know it’s stereotypical to say, but most husbands can’t be trusted with Christmas dinner. This is what we get when we leave it up to them to plan the holiday meal. A frozen pizza “enhanced” with Christmas colors. By “enhanced” we mean covered in drops of green and red food coloring.

Food coloring on a pizza is just plain wrong. If he wanted to spruce this frozen pizza up, he should have just added pieces of basil and tomato. That would have been much more nutritious, and delicious. The final result has ended up looking like a mix between a pizza and a fruit cake, which is not ideal.