#38: A Petty Baker
Everyone knows that you should never pester a baker about their bakes. Well, almost everyone knows that. Apparently, this person baked a cake for the holidays one year, and people complained that they put on too many sprinkles. They remembered this critique and took it into account for the next year’s bake.

As we can see, they took last year’s critique and added even more sprinkles to their cake. They ran out of Christmas sprinkles, so they added some classic rainbow ones. We support this level of pettiness. There’s no such thing as too many sprinkles. Whoever said that last year was off their rocker.