A Mug to Give Your Enemies
If you’re looking for a super cute gift to give to your worst enemy this holiday, then look no further than this adorable mug that will poke your eyes out! It looks innocent, sure, but it’s actually a weapon in disguise. Your enemy will never even see it coming…literally!

All jokes aside, this mug looks like it was made by a kid who probably had no idea that they were creating something so dangerous as a mug that can stab a person in the eyes. So we have to let this one slide, even as our control freak selves want to shout “BE CAREFUL!”