#36: Maybe It’s Time to Switch to Decaf
I have so many questions about this next story. What kind of old lady is strong enough to beat a man so badly that she sends them to the emergency room? What kind of coffee maker was it? Because you can get pretty cheap coffee makers even when they’re not on sale, and you don’t have to beat up a guy to do it.
Why did this woman make delivering an apology to the man that she beat up the responsibility of the poor store employee? Was she actually apologetic, or did she just realize that she looked like a raving lunatic and she was trying to save face? And most of all, was the coffee maker good enough to be worth it? To have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge that you have the potential to be absolutely monstrous hidden somewhere inside of you?