Hilarious Back&Forth: Amusing Text Exchanges Between Exes

At the bewitching hour of 2:45 am, a hapless soul sends out a Hail Mary text that reeks of inebriated desperation. This gentleman’s attempts at keeping a bench of late-night company are as transparent as they are futile.

Yet, one fiery lady’s incisive clapback is as amusing as it is icy—she calls him out for his nocturnal hunt and shatters his illusion with the revelation of her three-year-strong marital bliss. A lesson in the art of the cold, hard shutdown..