Farewell Underperformer
In a baffling move, an ex-boyfriend shot a text her way, seemingly aiming for reconciliation. But let’s be clear: this isn’t the path to win her heart back. It’s far from a confession booth where absolution is granted.

The more I ponder, the clearer it becomes why she likely showed him the door. She deserves applause for seeing through to his true colors—especially since his culinary skills were his sole redeeming feature. Bullet dodged, indeed..