#8: How to Avoid Men
Alright, ladies, let’s talk about sidewalk strategy because sometimes just walking can be like running a gauntlet, right? Tip one: Got a creep giving you the eye? Hit ’em with your age, and they’ll be sure to run away. Boom, watch ’em recoil. Not enough?
Borrow your friend’s dog that is comparable to a small pony, and that should also do the trick. Still feeling iffy? Time to elevate… literally. Strut your stuff on bucket stilts just to make things extra weird. Sure, it’s a tad extreme, but the look on their faces? Priceless.