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Ah, the age-old question of how to properly insult someone for their choice of wristwear. While we all know the satisfaction of a good slur, coming up with one for Apple Watch wearers is no easy feat. I mean, “iSheep” is already taken, and “Apple Watchers” sounds like a group of bird enthusiasts.

Perhaps we should just stick to good old-fashioned mockery and call them “time-checkers” or “notification junkies.” After all, the real question is, do they even know what time it is without their precious Apple Watch? But let’s not be too harsh; I mean, they do have the power to make phone calls on their wrists, which is pretty cool…