We Can’t Stop Laughing at These Tweets Made by Women

They say the quickest way to get over a man is to watch him eat… And honestly, it’s a foolproof plan. One minute you’re swooning over his charming smile and sparkling eyes, and the next, he’s got a piece of food stuck in his teeth, and his mouth is open while he chews. It’s like a switch is flipped, and all attraction is lost…

Suddenly, you’re repulsed by the way he eats and can’t wait to move on to someone who knows how to chew properly with their mouth closed. It’s like a biological defense mechanism that kicks in to prevent us from getting stuck with a bad eater for life.