Opting Out Made Easy
In a digital age where time-telling is a mere phone glance away, nothing screams “booty call” louder than a 3 a.m. text beckoning for attention.
Yet, one woman’s response sparkles with comedic genius: a curt “Unsubscribe.” Her wit is SNL-worthy, and one can only hope she finds a spam filter for such unwelcome advances. Here’s to hoping her admirer takes the not-so-subtle hint and lets her catch her z’s in peace..